Lock Up the Insane: Messing with Malvolio

What's up foolowers (made up word)and you have waited long enough for another Messing with Malvolio. We are setting and preparing for the ultimate trick right now that will humble Malvolio as well as scare the daylights out of him. The best thing about this trick is that there is no treat after. I don't reveal too much but, Maria, Sir Toby and other servants have Malvolio locked up in a dark room in Lady Olivia's house. I am dressing up like a clergyman and go by the name Sir Topas I am going to cause some well needed trouble. Stay Tuned.

Tired of the Joke: Messing with Malvolio

Hello, all those intelligent enough to read the knowledge and life experiences I spew on this page on a daily basis. Sinc I started blogging my followers and I have loved "Messing with Malvolio" but we are reaching a point where the joke is still a little entertaining just not as entertaining as when we started. Everyone but me has grown tired of the joke on Malvolio and it's kinda funny they call me the fool. I still like the joke but, I agree with Maria on one point and it's the mercy we should give to Malvolio. This guy is breaking down right in front of Sir Topas he is crying, shivering and has snot coming out of his nose. Also Sir Belch is afraid of Olivia cathcing and rolling his dunk fatself to the curb because of his drinking and carousing. So I pretended to be Sir Topas and myself haing a conversation together about Malvolio. Malvolio ask to write a letter to Olivia and I did so as well as allowed him to write it.

Plotting against the Puritan

Hello, followers I just got to hit you up with a quick post on what's happening. Last night Malvolio was being really obnoxious and rude last night to some of my acquaintances (Sir Toby, Maria Sir Andrew). Malvolio has "smartest guy in the room" syndrome, but on a bigger scale, Mal thinks he is the greatest and above people on every level. Malvolio is incapable of smiling, laughing, or enjoying anything the world has to offer, except for the ability to hate everything the world has to offer. Sick and tired of this pretentious guard we are getting him back. Maria said she would handle it and I just can't wait there is no holding back. Going to serve that hothead some ice cold revenge

Yellow, Crossgarding and Crazy OHH MYY!: Messing with Malvolio

My good devil man is that funny followers. It's fast and our messing with Malvolio is so on point, it's poking me in my eye. He absolutely took the bait of that letter hook, line and sinker all the way to the point where I wanted to get my descaler sharpened. The timing was really what caused the overall success and effectiveness. Olivia is not stable and really rattled because of her love life so at this time of instability, she turns to Malvolio who was supposed to be a solid,motionless, stable rock for her to cry on. The absolute irony when her rock becomes a smiling, bumbling lunatic that is wearing her least favourite colour and strutting around in her least favourite style. Even though he was being  pranked during the confrontation with Olivia he was still smiling and acting like King of the world because he could not see it. We were talking and decide to push the idea of Malvolio being an insane lunatic. Stay posted tell you what's going on more frequently.

When U Know That Is Not Your Boy

Many followers or should I call you haters, betrayers or doubters because I convey some emotion on a pretty close acquaintance I get made fun of all across social media. The funniest thing is the fool was the genius while the others were the fools because after the events that unfolded a little after my post, you cannot deny that this is not Cesario. So after I speak to Cesario and he barely knows my name or who I am the true fool of Illyria Sir Andrew challenges him to a duel. Unlike the Cesario that I associate with who showed fear and could barely hold his sword. This guy was a really well trained scrappy fighter who mucked the floor with Sir Andrew causing the idiot to beg for mercy. I swear if Sir Andrew had brains they would've been spewed all across Illyria. The guy tried to leave, butnot without fighting Sir Toby and the man showed no hesitation to attack. the fight was ended before it started because Olivia broke it up. Man, this is getting weird, but I gotta do my thing stay tuned

Messing with the Malicious Malvolio: Step 1

Man, followers Maria is so smart and clever, she is such a fool. So after a day or so she has come up with a plan on how to mess with Malvolio. Maria wrote a love letter to Malvolio pledgng a unfailing secret love for him. She goes on and on about him and even talks about wearing bright yellow socks in crossguarded fashion; which are two things Olivia absolutely despises.The best part is the she has made this letter look like it is truly from believable with her writing style and even though she doesn't say his name she makes it seem by description of the lover that it fits Malvolio by talking about is personality, his style, his job and Maria even wrote about his complexion. We put the letter in clear sight of Malvolio after that we had bushes jump and shield us from his gaze as we observed with  glee. Malvolio ate up like fresh baby food because of Olivia's writing style; he even said "these are my ladies A's, her Q's and her P's. " I myself could not contain my laughter, Maria had to cover my mouth. While this was happening was jumping like a giddy schoolgirl. Stay posted as with este there is always an interesting constant change.

WTHUWC(What the Heck is up with Cesario)

My dear clever and naive followers he fool is back but with less humour and more concern. I haven't gone soft or anything my heart is as unbreakable as tempered glass. So let me tall you what went down real quickly and you better open those eyes and understand what I am writing. A pretty close acquaintance of mine, Cesario, was acting really weird today almost like a completely different person. Cesario has tis thing about him where he is much more gentle, caring and sensitive to others kind of like a woman. He is nice,genuine,and always appreciates some extremely witty word play. This guy I met today was not like that he was much more burely and aggressive. Also the way he addressed and was speaking to me was like he never knew me and he did not understand my awfully gracious word paly as well as natural witty remarks. AConclusions that was not Cesario...